What movies have not aged well?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Diamonds Are Forever

-All the bad guys are black.

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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Why is there so much free porn on the internet?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Humans have evolved and become hairless and odor free. How do other races learn about evolution since evolution does not apply to them?

Live and Let Die

From Russia With Love

-J W Pepper

How long can someone with narcissistic tendencies maintain a facade of fake love before their true self is revealed? Is there a specific trigger or amount of time that causes them to reveal their true nature?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Goldfinger

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

What should every American know before traveling to the UK?

Moonraker

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Have you ever been physically attacked by a demon?

Octopussy

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Why do Republicans only believe in two genders? How do they explain Caitlin Jenner and George Santos?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

You Only Live Twice

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Where do high school kids get weed from?

-”Ah so!”

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

What was your best unexpected reunion with your childhood best friend?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Dr No

Why do White people love dogs more than humans?

A View to a Kill

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Why was Nietzsche against essentialism?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

The Man with the Golden Gun

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